Summer Fling

" Who's that ? "
- " Oh, now that's the love of Colin's life. "
" Colin fell in love ? "
- " Yeah. He met her in Holland, and she doesn't speak a work of English, so she has no idea how incredibly annoying she finds him. "
" What's with the outfit ? "
- " She's a milkmaid. "
" Stop. "
- " She has cows. She has pails. "
" Colin fell in love with a milkmaid ? "
- " He's pretty serious, too. He ditched us and followed her to Amsterdam where they've been holed up ever since. We haven't heard a word from him. I mean, we assume he's going to be back by the time school starts. "

[ Gilmore Girls ]