Backpacking - EuroTrip - Part I

- " Here's Colin sleeping on the train. "
" Uh-huh. "
- " And here's Finn shoving carrot sticks up Colin's nose as Colin sleeps on the train. "
" Very mature. "
- " We try. This is Gloucestershire, England. "
" Pretty. "
- " Where we attended the famous Gloucestershire cheese-rolling festival, a time-honored tradition where fine, brave men such as myself climb to the top of a hill with a large wheel of cheese and then proceed to push it and run after it as it rolls all the way down. "
" Shut up! Why would you commit that to film ? "
- " That's me, that's Colin, that's Finn, and that is the cheese. "
" So if you beat your cheese to the bottom of the hill, are you disqualified or do you win ? "
- " There are no winners or losers in the Gloucestershire cheese-rolling festival. "
" Well, there certainly aren't any winners. "
- " [displaying the bandage on his hand] Tell me about it. "

[Gilmore Girls]