" King of Sloths. "

FINN : My best sloth year, I believe, was sophomore year. I went to Spain for a week to immerse myself in Cervantes, wound up staying for 2 months & almost joined the French Foreign Legion.
RORY : But you were in Spain!
FINN : Yes, but Sinatra didn't sing about the Spanish Foreign Legion.
COLIN : Two months is nothing.
FINN : Oh, so you think you can outdo me?
COLIN : Freshman yr, 4 1/2 months crosscountry roadtrip. This was pre-navigational system, pple.
FINN : In junior year, I dropped my things off at my dorm room, jumped on a plane to Australia and surfed until Christmas.
COLIN : You did not.
FINN : I did.
COLIN : Where was I?
FINN : In class, like a good little boy.
COLIN : Hey, Logan, do you remember that time that you left a classroom to make an entrance for that mock debate and you ended up in Atlantic City?
LOGAN : Vaguely.
FINN : Now, this man, here, my darling, is the long-reigning King of the Sloths.
COLIN : That's right. No one can waste time like this man here.
RORY : Really?
COLIN : Oh, he's just being modest. Logan has a talent for doing nothing that's yet to be matched by man... or actual sloth.

[Gilmore Girls]